I will reveal to you one of the many secrets of the female.
Many times in media and culture you will see the stereotype of the girl who’s all crazy for shopping. The truth of it is…is that when you encounter a female who is talking endlessly about shopping, what she really wants is to commit terrible crimes of mass murder. She desires to run rivers red with the blood of her enemies and possibly allies alike. However, such things would get them arrested so instead they opt for discount shoes and shwarmas at the food court.
*insert the more you know star here*